Merry Christmas (Eve)!

The reason the Eve is in parentheses is because today is our Christmas but for everyone else it's an Eve. Many of you were confused about my last post. That was the desired effect. Tomorrow we embark on a perilous journey. Well maybe it's not perilous but it sure will be dang long. Thankfully we will have many distractions. Dad got a thing (I forget the technical name for it right now Zachary) so that we can watch movies on his compy during the drive tomorrow and Monday. As you know, unless you don't read my blog, I have a couple of games for the drive as well as six new books. I got Kronk's New Groove for Christmas so maybe we'll watch it on the drive. I haven't ever seen it before but it looks fun. Now, I talked before about how to end a post. I still don't know, but my posts always seem like they don't really require comments. I suppose to end I should ask a question: How much ground, Could a ground hog hound, If a ground hog could hound ground?

The Figures

These were the diagrams:
Eating one Battery

Eating five batteries

A well thought out post

Normally, I'm not the one to post two time so close together, but I will make an exception today. If you haven't read my last post yet, I strongly suggest that you read that one as well. I wrote a paper and I thought that you might enjoy it.




“A Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper”
by: Kyle “The Yellow Dart” Smith



Since maybe like the Middle Ages, there have been many differing opinions about


hustle and bustle. This cannot be denied. It is my intention to sit down and play video


games for several hours.



First, moving around quickly, and with purpose, is a true sign of character.


Secondarily, bustle(e.g. hustle) yields more product for the working types. “Hustle and


bustle are like my right and left arms,” said Li’l Spicy in his famous “Hustle and Bustle


Are Like My Right and Left Arms” speech. Webster’s defines bustle as “excited and


often noisy activity; a stir.” A stir, indeed. Finally, sometimes gross stuff can be funny.



In conclusion, I, “The Yellow Dart,” think I have done a great job illustrating the


many differing opinions about hustle and bustle, may they both rest in peace. Also, I


think Strong Bad should decrease The Cheat’s allowance.





“Eating One Battery”

fig. 1


“Eating Five Batteries”
fig. 2
I'm really sorry if the diagrams don't show up. They're great and if you ask I'll tell you where to see them.

You can all return from the edge of your seats

Some of you might know that I was debating which game to get for our twenty hour drive. I knew for sure that I was going to get a certain one. That one was Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time. I played the first one and I really liked it. It is kind of a Mario rpg. The reason it's called "Partners in Time" because they somehow go back in time and meet up with their younger selves:
The two games I was considering were Mario Kart Ds and Harvest Moon: Friend of Mineral Town. Mario Kart is, of course, is a Mario Kart game and is rated the best Mario Kart game ever. Harvest Moon is a virtual farming game and is rated the best Harvest Moon game ever. As many of you probably know, Mario Kart isn't amazing as a multiplayer game. Harvest Moon, on the other hand, is said to be very addicting and addicting is kind of what I need for a twenty hour drive. So after alot of other things that I considered, I decided on Harvest Moon. I hoped you liked all the pictures and all my words.

The Year Without a Santa Claus

Now, some might call it lame.
And some might call it dumb.
But I think that it's great
And I think that you all should come
And watch one of the greatest movies
That was ever played
As a Rankin-Bass special on one quiet winter day.

So much for my rythming ability. Anydangway. This is probably my favorite Christmas movie. I got it on DVD this year and got Mom and Dad to watch it. They didn't care for it as much as I do. I don't know why......
The only reason that I watch it is for Snow Miser: and Heat Miser:" If you listen to my entire song (which I strongly suggest that you do) then you'll learn about them.

In addition to my movie, another thing more than deserves a post:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURI!!!!!!!!!
I hope that you have a wonderful day and that you enjoy all of your nice presents.

Happy Birthday Chuck!

For your birthday, I got you your very own blog! All of the expenses of the blog are paid for! I know that you want your own template and everything so I haven't designed it yet. Just click on the big "B" up top to start your gift that will last all year.(No, it's not the one in the title of this page.)