Merry Christmas (Eve)!

The reason the Eve is in parentheses is because today is our Christmas but for everyone else it's an Eve. Many of you were confused about my last post. That was the desired effect. Tomorrow we embark on a perilous journey. Well maybe it's not perilous but it sure will be dang long. Thankfully we will have many distractions. Dad got a thing (I forget the technical name for it right now Zachary) so that we can watch movies on his compy during the drive tomorrow and Monday. As you know, unless you don't read my blog, I have a couple of games for the drive as well as six new books. I got Kronk's New Groove for Christmas so maybe we'll watch it on the drive. I haven't ever seen it before but it looks fun. Now, I talked before about how to end a post. I still don't know, but my posts always seem like they don't really require comments. I suppose to end I should ask a question: How much ground, Could a ground hog hound, If a ground hog could hound ground?

The Figures

These were the diagrams:
Eating one Battery

Eating five batteries

A well thought out post

Normally, I'm not the one to post two time so close together, but I will make an exception today. If you haven't read my last post yet, I strongly suggest that you read that one as well. I wrote a paper and I thought that you might enjoy it.




“A Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper”
by: Kyle “The Yellow Dart” Smith



Since maybe like the Middle Ages, there have been many differing opinions about


hustle and bustle. This cannot be denied. It is my intention to sit down and play video


games for several hours.



First, moving around quickly, and with purpose, is a true sign of character.


Secondarily, bustle(e.g. hustle) yields more product for the working types. “Hustle and


bustle are like my right and left arms,” said Li’l Spicy in his famous “Hustle and Bustle


Are Like My Right and Left Arms” speech. Webster’s defines bustle as “excited and


often noisy activity; a stir.” A stir, indeed. Finally, sometimes gross stuff can be funny.



In conclusion, I, “The Yellow Dart,” think I have done a great job illustrating the


many differing opinions about hustle and bustle, may they both rest in peace. Also, I


think Strong Bad should decrease The Cheat’s allowance.





“Eating One Battery”

fig. 1


“Eating Five Batteries”
fig. 2
I'm really sorry if the diagrams don't show up. They're great and if you ask I'll tell you where to see them.

You can all return from the edge of your seats

Some of you might know that I was debating which game to get for our twenty hour drive. I knew for sure that I was going to get a certain one. That one was Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time. I played the first one and I really liked it. It is kind of a Mario rpg. The reason it's called "Partners in Time" because they somehow go back in time and meet up with their younger selves:
The two games I was considering were Mario Kart Ds and Harvest Moon: Friend of Mineral Town. Mario Kart is, of course, is a Mario Kart game and is rated the best Mario Kart game ever. Harvest Moon is a virtual farming game and is rated the best Harvest Moon game ever. As many of you probably know, Mario Kart isn't amazing as a multiplayer game. Harvest Moon, on the other hand, is said to be very addicting and addicting is kind of what I need for a twenty hour drive. So after alot of other things that I considered, I decided on Harvest Moon. I hoped you liked all the pictures and all my words.

The Year Without a Santa Claus

Now, some might call it lame.
And some might call it dumb.
But I think that it's great
And I think that you all should come
And watch one of the greatest movies
That was ever played
As a Rankin-Bass special on one quiet winter day.

So much for my rythming ability. Anydangway. This is probably my favorite Christmas movie. I got it on DVD this year and got Mom and Dad to watch it. They didn't care for it as much as I do. I don't know why......
The only reason that I watch it is for Snow Miser: and Heat Miser:" If you listen to my entire song (which I strongly suggest that you do) then you'll learn about them.

In addition to my movie, another thing more than deserves a post:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURI!!!!!!!!!
I hope that you have a wonderful day and that you enjoy all of your nice presents.

Happy Birthday Chuck!

For your birthday, I got you your very own blog! All of the expenses of the blog are paid for! I know that you want your own template and everything so I haven't designed it yet. Just click on the big "B" up top to start your gift that will last all year.(No, it's not the one in the title of this page.)

And Now, The Rest of the Story.

I always struggle with coming up with snappy titles and closing comments for my blog post. This post isn't really a continuation of anything but it's kind of a good title. If the G-Padges get around to reading this, Lauri and I have decided that you have trouble reading my font because your screen is a little darker and it isn't a flat screen. Do any of the rest of y'all continue to have trouble with reading my font? I just watched Episode III last knight (sorry, night.) It was sad and good just as it was the last three times I saw it. I need to watch it of Granddad's tv. Fifty inches. Man, that thing's big. Star Wars HD. Whoa.............. That'd be awesome. I don't have a fancy widget but here's what y'all could get me for Christmas. http://www.jedigear.com/Doublehelix.htm If you all worked together.. Who knows? It could happen

Hey Y'all

Happy Thankgiving! I hope you got lots of presents and remembered that Jesus is the real reason of the season. I suppose half of that statement is incorrect. I was thinking that maybe we should get like one Thanksgiving present. Not that I'm saying that we should get docked one present at Christmas or that other people should spend on us money that we don't have, but it would be fun. Say hi to the Binghams for me if they haven't already left. Around here we played pool and ate and played gameboy. I think I heard something about a football game too. Charlie Brown Thanksgiving was on at seven but, heaven forbid, that we watch anything while Surviver was on. So Paul and Granddad and Lauri and I played pool while it was on. We did get to watch Charlie Brown Thanksgiving because Granddad has Tivo. Anyway, I'm really excited because we are going to Zoo Lights tonite! The tonite is for you Katie 'cause I know that you miss England so much. Mom asked If I was being philisophical so here's the last thing:
How much chuck,
Could a Woodchuck chuck
If a Woodchuck
Was actually a Wolverine?



4:16 p.m. Phoenix time

About time.

Today's lesson is about time. One o'clock is forty-five minutes after twelve fifteen. Remeber that. Meditate on it and get back to me. I haven't written in a while because I really haven't had anything to talk about. And I still don't really but y'all are getting mad at me. I tried to pull ideas from other's blogs. So I shall update you on my tv shows. Um. Hmmm. Yeah, I forgot. I don't watch tv alot these days. In my thought process, I came to the subject of houses. For all some of you know, our house is the newest one you have ever seen. Jobs.... no. Computer degrees.... no. Scrapbook pages and blankets.. DEFINITLY NO. To update all of you on my life, I feel like Jay (yes he has finally updated). I do school. We watch a movie in the evening. Then we go to bed. Today however, Wal-Mart had a new Star Wars action figure display. Commander Gree, yeah, there was like five of him. But I did get a new guy and he was the other one that I wanted. His name is Commander Bly. I also got another guy that does not have a proper name but is known as the Clone Commander. I can't get a picture of him but he is cool too. Some of you may ask why Clones need names anyway because they're are clones. And I have an answer for you: I don't know. If you are bored or curious enough to find out, you'll get extra points.

Okay

I've decided that most people leave comments if someone got a new pair of shoes or of pants or something. I got something new today. No, not a new pair of shoes. But a new Star Wars action figure!! Yeah! I've wanted to get this guy ever since I heard that he became an action figure. This is a picture from him from the movie:No, he's not the little green guy. His name is Commander Gree. So I go to Wal-Mart and I look for him everytime. We went to Vegas today and went to a Target. I went to the action figure aisle and there was this little kid and his grandpa. He was probably 6 or 7 and he had three Star Wars action figures in his hand. He was like ' Look at all these green guys! I need one more and then I'll be fine.' His grandpa said, ' Are you sure that you want all the same ones?' He said, 'Yeah!'. So I start panicing, really hoping that there would be one left. So I sneaked up and looked on the top rows where this little kid couldn't reach and thankfully found one. There was one left after I got mine so I hid him up high in the back so that some greedy little kid couldn't get his greedy little fingers on it. I mean he called it the 'green guy'!

A little note

As I'm sure many of you already know, Burger King has put out a new line of Episode III toys. If any of you get kids meals and throw away the toy you should reconsider. Those toys are not just some child's insignificant plaything. They are child's plaything that I would be more than happy to save from the garbage. I'm not saying that you should buy a kid's meal just for me ( of course Christmas is coming up:)) but I'm merely saying that if you were going throw them away anyway, you now don't have to!

The Saga is complete.

While I am writing this, I am listening to the Star Wars theme song and wishing that I could have it playing on this post. Sadly, everyone that could help me is either at some party or in the process of moving. Excuses, excuses. Anyway Zachary and Katie had to leave today but to lighten the mood around here they purchased for me the final chapter of the best saga of movies that has ever been created. That's not an opinion but rather a certified fact. For those of you who have not seen the third episode (I would be rather shocked if you haven't) or for those who have downloaded it and never watched it, I would strongly suggest it. May the force be with you all.

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Well, we made it through the hoe-down. Actually, Lauri was sick( yes for real) and Katie and she got to stay home. Thankfully, I have loving parents a

nd they let me come "check on Lauri." Hopefully they will get to come home soon since I kinda backed out when they started do-si-doeing. Anyway, we did get some good geocaching in today. 5 for 5. Don't forget to set your clocks back tonite at 2:00 (or is that 1:00?) All of you of course except for those of you in Arizona. I guess you could if you wanted to.

Hillbillyness and Hoe-Downs

Everyone is invited to the Hoe-Down at our church on Saturday. You may ask,"Caleb, did I hear you right?". Sadly, it's true. I won't mention any names but we are being forced against our will to go to the hoe-down( I've decided on no caps for that now, it's not worthy enough.) We get to go eat chili. Although I don't like regular chili this is super chili. You know, all kinds of yummy beans: red beans, kidney beans, etc. Amazingly enough, this was all Dad's idea. Oh wait, I lied. If Dad didn't absolutely have to go he wouldn't. Anyway, Isn't this a Christian Community Church? Where I come from, you just don't hoe-down at your church. Or anywhere for that matter. 3+3=b

It's Salad Time!!!!

No idea where the salad idea came from. I've been watching Strong Bad again. Maybe it has something to do with Nasal Toner? Imagine, the fun of noses on your laser printer. Just think about that and comment. Please?

Y'all are wimps

At first I just figured that Aunt Carey was a whiner, but then Lindsay and then Crazy Uncle? Katie said that it looked fine and she could read it easily. I don't like the looks of the new text but for know it will have to do. 200% of blindness= Aunt Carey, Lindsay, and, I regret to say, Crazy Uncle. If you'd've kept your mouth shut it would have given us another reason to make fun of p.c users.

Cawcache is Reborn!!!!!

Im very glad that Katie helped with my gnu blog template. Lot,s of time,s Ihave wished that I could redo it. Yeah, scrap the intentional spelling and grammatical errors. Dad got this letter that the guy put ,s's in place of 's's. It was funny. Anydangway, I would love your praise and criticism on the newness of my blog.

Thus concludes my silence.

For a long while, I did not post. I could give you all kinds of different kinds of excuses but mostly, it's 'cause I took a vow of silence. You know, like the Poopsmith! I felt kind of guilty, but then I remember the enormous amount of inactivity on Aunt Carey's and Leigh's and Paul's and Jay's and Kara and Aaron's. But mostly, I wrote today to ask you a simple question, What do blind people dream? To all you Mac users, I wish you a good afternoon, to those with peecees, get a life.

I FOUND THE GAME NAME!!!!!!!!!

It was a great game, what can I say? If I had a NES, I would definitly ( I don't know if it has an "E") buy it. I loved it. I read that you beat it by having the most food, if you get to the end first, or if you answered the most Bible trivia questions right. I'm off to look for it on E-bay.

A Reminder

Just a little reminder, I did not make that post about music. I really want to know the name of that video game. Hopefully, Zachary knows but he doesn't have internet yet. Oh and I defeated Wormtounge and Sharku a couple of days ago. Eaoden has also joined my party and he is very cool.

Just a short little post

Does anyone remember that game for the original NES that you were this little guy, imagine, and you walked around though this world and you tried to defeat vegetables? I think that it had a Christian imphasis but I can't remember anything beyond that. So if anyone knows it's name or can remember it just not the name or is feeling sorry that they haven't left any comments on my last post, I would appreciate it. Thanks. And also, I think that Jack Johnson is trying to take over the WBI (which I can't remember what it stands for). I know that Chuck, and I believe that Justin too, share my sentiments about music on the blogs. To tell you the truth, I mute the volume on the computer because the songs hinder my reading. I realise that this may stir some emotion among some of you. So this isn't a short post. So sue me. That's right, a boy named Sue. Thus concludes my internet journal entry for the day.

Well, I'm Home

First the answers to the questions: I'm very glad that I am not British, I wish that I lived in Texas, I had an awesome time in Ouray, and I've seen the movie: The Importance of being Earnest and enjoyed it, though I've not read the book. The way I sees it, since everyone and their Mom and their dog has a blog, it is fate that one of these days, GrandDad and Dad will crumble and create a blog. They have this pitiful excuse that they "have no time"}:( Grand-Dad's retired for goodness sakes. I spent like a day and a half catching up on the latest blogs. We now have a Viking, some lady complaining about the gas prices, and almost everyone has a new blog template! Gosh. Maybe one of these days I get a gnu one. On another note, I got through three books on this vacation. I hear Ben is getting into the Star Wars Expanded Universe these days. Plus, on the Ouray trip, Dad came out with 415 3mega pixel pictures and we have 20 more geocaches to our name. Horsdoeuvres and out.

Ouray!

Due to the fact that we are leaving for Ouray tomorrow, this shall be my last post for a week or so. I'd like to thank Kara and Aaron for jumping on the blogwagon. Uncle Rick and Aunt Denise for being so complex, hopefully you'll understand what I mean. Ben for getting a blog although I have no idea where that quote came from. Also the rest of you, for making me realise how much fun it is to blog. Did you catch the British spelling? Mom and Dad, you need to get a blog. And to all of you, I am really looking forward to you coming to visit us here in Pahrump in a couple of weeks. Aslo I wdenored if tihs mpslienilg tnihgs is slitl rdaeblae. So my post is lame. I still want at least a dozen comments on this wehn I return. I mean, I have at least ten blogging relatives and one theological dog that are able to post on this. One last question: What are bubbly toes?

Ouray!

Due to the fact that we are leaving for Ouray tomorrow, this shall be my last post for a week or so. I'd like to thank Kara and Aaron for jumping on the blogwagon. Uncle Rick and Aunt Denise for being so complex, hopefully you'll understand what I mean. Ben for getting a blog although I have no idea where that quote came from. Also the rest of you, for making me realise how much fun it is to blog. Did you catch the British spelling? Mom and Dad, you need to get a blog. And to all of you, I am really looking forward to you coming to visit us here in Pahrump in a couple of weeks. Aslo I wdenored if tihs mpslienilg tnihgs is slitl rdaeblae. So my post is lame. I still want at least a dozen comments on this wehn I return. I mean, I have at least ten blogging relatives and one theological dog that are able to post on this. One last question: What are bubbly toes?

If Only Sunday Would Come.

The Dark Ages, or maybe it was only 1991. The Game Boy was released. It was about the size of a Tonka truck but it was good for it's time. Fast forward to 1998. The Nintendo 64 was released as the first game system to produce 3-D images. The game: Mario 64. One of the best games ever created. 2005: The nintendo ds was released as the first hand-held 3-D gaming system. On Monday I got a Nintendo Ds with Super Mario 64 as it's game.


Sadly, all I can do is stare until Sunday when we head out to Ouray. See, if I wait, the thirteen hour drive will be a lot less unbearable and even anticipated. By the way, the Ds in it stands for dual screen. They tried to go for touch screen technology which was kinda weird but they sucker me in with the great games. Any way, I'm excited. And check out the song.

What's a tidbit?

Some people say "a penny for your thoughts." Today I should score at least a nickel. You know what this country needs today? That's right a seven cent nickel. If it works well we could go up to an eight cent nickel. But that's another story. About those thoughts. If a Spanish kid plays the card game Uno, when he's about to go out, does he say: "One!"? If the movie "Undercover Blues" was made into Spanish, would Stanley Tucci say: "Me llamo, es Death."? Although that's only two cents, at Katies house that's almost a nickel. So remember kids, God made you special, and He loves you very much. Bye!

Taa Daa!

Even though it "technically" isn't mayonaisse, this is what I've always called mayonaisse. In case you're wondering what this blog is about ,in which case you haven't read Zachary's comment, Louis François Armand de Vignerot du Plessis, Duc de Richelieu invented mayonaisse. He was the nephew of the infamous Cardinal Richellieu. Nothing else really exciting has happened today, except for maybe the fact that I've rented Star Fox Assault. More news at eleven.

Peter Stuyvesant.

We learn about alot of interesting fellows in out history class. One of them was Pete. I would write out his whole name but it makes me tired. He was a Dutch guy with a wooden leg. Our history teacher called him rotund and he was a BIG old guy. Another cool dude was Louis François Armand de Vignerot du Plessis, Duc de Richelieu. In 1753 he invented something really cool. You're comments should be guesses on what he invented.

Random Things.

Entropy is defined as the randomness of a system. If I'm a system, do I have entropy? Today we ate one of the most delicious foods on our fine planet. Fried Spam. You should go to this site:

Spammobile!

We're going to Las Vegas to go eat with the Scanlons and go see a fountain that might be the one in Ocean's 11 but I don't know. So have a good day and remember that 'A spam sandwich a day keeps the doctor away' or so I've heard.

The Color of the Chair

There has been some contreversy over the color of Mom's said chair.


Some say green, some say brown. Some are right, some are wrong, repectively. You can clearly see that one of these objects is green, the other, brown.
That is all.

Crushing Blue Lazor One Great Sister at a Time

Cheat Commandos!
Here is a picture of the front better.
They are the greatest and so is my sister, who is neither swiss or a cheese. Only once in a while comes along something this great deserving a post but this'll do it.
From right to left: Silent Rip, Firebert, Gunhaver, Fightgar, and Reynold.

Tsk, tsk, tsk

I am ashamed. You poundered, (you know like Mary), and you pondered and yet you still came up with nothing? The answer is simple. It is clearly a picture of a boy who tried to dress up as a toadstool with, instead of a white top with red spots and a blue vest, a blue head with a green (vest?). So you failed your philosophy exam. How about chemistry? What is CO the chemical abbreviation for?

This, my next post

Hopefully this picture is right side up and that you (mainly Lauri) will get off my back about putting a picture on my blog. It's kinda dumb but so is blogging.Heh heh. You just look at it and consider the deep philosophical meaning of this picture. So was it the same blog time/channel?

Yep. This is it.

So I finally made a blog. I know that all my admiring fans need to constantly informed of my exploits. So here it is. The picture is kinda dumb but it shows me and my awesome geocaching shirt, geocaching of course. Sooo, that's about it. Tune in next time for my next post. Same blog time. Same blog channel.