Normally, I'm not the one to post two time so close together, but I will make an exception today. If you haven't read my last post yet, I strongly suggest that you read that one as well. I wrote a paper and I thought that you might enjoy it.
“A Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper”
by: Kyle “The Yellow Dart” Smith
Since maybe like the Middle Ages, there have been many differing opinions about
hustle and bustle. This cannot be denied. It is my intention to sit down and play video
games for several hours.
First, moving around quickly, and with purpose, is a true sign of character.
Secondarily, bustle(e.g. hustle) yields more product for the working types. “Hustle and
bustle are like my right and left arms,” said Li’l Spicy in his famous “Hustle and Bustle
Are Like My Right and Left Arms” speech. Webster’s defines bustle as “excited and
often noisy activity; a stir.” A stir, indeed. Finally, sometimes gross stuff can be funny.
In conclusion, I, “The Yellow Dart,” think I have done a great job illustrating the
many differing opinions about hustle and bustle, may they both rest in peace. Also, I
think Strong Bad should decrease The Cheat’s allowance.
“Eating One Battery”
fig. 1
“Eating Five Batteries”
fig. 2
I'm really sorry if the diagrams don't show up. They're great and if you ask I'll tell you where to see them.
Post-Inaugural Inanity
7 years ago
4 comments:
Sorry about the format.
I LOVE that one!!
That reminds me, I need to add HSR to my bookmarks on here. I FINALLY got Tiger and haven't updated everything yet. I guess I'll go do that now.
That's awesome Caleb. It's like, the best paper I've ever read! If I was a teacher, I'd give you and A+++++ just like in "The Christmas Story"! :)
You should have asked me for some help so your pics would show up! Great paper!
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